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Excuse Form Nº 001 — Official

Mipsy
made me.

A pocket-sized mouse with a squeaky voice, terrible timing, and complete confidence in every bad idea he hands you. He lives in your shirt pocket. He does not live with the consequences.

“Hey Chaz… if you don’t empty the glass, it really only counts as one.” — Mipsy, 4:58am
Know your mouse

The Mipsy Effect

Every office has one coworker who somehow makes the worst idea sound like the only reasonable option. Ours has whiskers.

Voice

Squeaky. Impish. Always sure.

Mipsy never raises his voice, because he never has to. He just reframes the situation until "one more" sounds like restraint.

Habitat

Shirt pocket, breast pocket, wherever

He travels light and shows up right when your judgment leaves the room — the hardware store, the checkout page, last call.

Specialty

Making bad decisions sound inevitable

Mipsy doesn't talk you into anything. He just points out that, technically, you were always going to do it anyway.

Know thyself

Mipsy or Me?

Six scenarios. Be honest — or don't. Mipsy never is.

Question 1 of 6

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Signature move

Need an alibi? Spin the wheel.

One spin, one excuse, zero accountability. The pool grows every time someone adds their own on the wall below.

Approved
Memo — Reason For Proceeding
"You said you'd think about it. Future you loves surprises."
Impishness
Mipsy the mouse

Mipsy is not licensed to give advice. He does not care. He will still give it.

Damage control

Now go say sorry.

Mipsy got you into this. He'll at least help you talk your way partway out.

Draft — Not Legally An Apology
"I'm sorry. It won't happen again. (It's going to happen again.)"
Case file #0001

The Mipsy Files

Six panels. One Tuesday. Zero regrets at the time.

Rap sheet

Wanted: Dead or Alive (Mostly Just Impish)

Filed with HR. Ignored by HR. Still at large.

WANTED For Crimes Against Willpower
Mugshot of Mipsy the mouse
6"5"4"3"2"1"
AliasMipsy
SpeciesPocket mouse
Height2.5 inches, all attitude
Armed withWhiskers, charisma, zero remorse
Last seenThe office fridge, 4:58am
Charges filed
  • Incitement to impulse purchase
  • Aiding and abetting a 2am snack
  • Conspiracy to skip leg day
  • Reckless endangerment of a diet
  • Grand theft: willpower
  • Solicitation of "one more round"
$0.00 Reward — we already know where he lives. Your pocket.
Not for sale

The Merch (Doesn't Exist. Yet.)

If Mipsy had his way, this would already be in the supply closet. For now, it's just for looking at.

Black t-shirt mockup with the Mipsy Made Me logo on the chest
Unisex Tee · Black
Heather grey t-shirt mockup with a small Mipsy Made Me logo over the pocket
Unisex Tee · Heather Grey
Black and white trucker hat mockup with a Mipsy Made Me patch on the front
Trucker Hat
Round embroidered patch mockup with the Mipsy Made Me logo
Woven Patch
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